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Here are our favorite funny Thanksgiving quotes to give you a chuckle. Then its gone in 20 minutes and everybody lies around sortof in a sugar coma and then it takes 4 hours to clean it up.

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A big day Its a funny to have a Thanksgiving holiday.

. The purest form of thanksgiving unto God is a reflected in our knowledge and understanding about who He is not what we. Not a good day to be my pants. Sometimes you want something short and sweet which brings us to this list of short funny Thanksgiving captions.

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes Why are there football games on Thanksgiving you might ask. Funny Quotes On Thanksgiving And Gratitude Were having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Eat drink and cranberry.

Hey how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot But we do that every day Oh. Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks for relatives who can cook. The only thing you should refrain yourself from saying on thanksgiving is its enough I dont want to eat anymore.

Wishing you a Day. The only thing I am most grateful and thankful for on thanksgiving is the absence of my vulture-like relatives. Short and Funny Thanksgiving Captions.

The true spirit of Thanksgiving is. To someone sweeter than pumpkin pie I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving. But be careful that you do not take the day and leave out the gratitude.

The turkey is dilated. May lord bless them with good food and fine clothes. Thank you for reading and whether your feast be food family and friends thankfulness or all of these may you enjoy what you have.

The funny thing about Thanksgiving or any big meal is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it then go home and cookchopbraise and blanch. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Eat hard nap harder.

I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house we had an enormous feast and then I killed them and took their land Jon Stewart Thanksgiving is an emotional time. Kennedy I am blessed to heart warmest wishes this to begin. To avoid conversing with relatives.

Have a laugh at Thanksgiving and all it involved with these funny quotes. From home to home and heart to heart warmest wishes this Thanksgiving holiday. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy us then Jim Gaffigan I.

Wishing you a harvest of good health and good times. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel to set in the hearts of honest men. Here are funny happy thanksgiving greeting card messages.

Thanksgiving with an obstetrician. Short Thanksgiving Jokes Group 1. Hoping your holiday is as fun and bright as the leaves outside.

A national holiday celebrating family dysfunction and gluttony. Its only when. You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out -Jay Leno The Thanksgiving tradition is we overeat.

I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. And happy Thanksgiving pace yourself throughout by them John F. Instead of a turkey were having a swan.

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